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On Videogum, quotes from Kelsey Grammer's 1995 autobiography: Kelsey Grammer Used To Think He Was Jesus

"Hey, Look At Me, I Hate Sex and the City!"

But man, I really do. On Videogum: I want to spoil the SATC movie but nobody who would read this or VG would care about that movie. It's sadder than thinking fleet week is sexy or that that reference is fresh.

Paul Rudd Dancing!

Videogum: If You Watch One Video Today, Make It Paul Rudd Dancing

Paul Rudd just keeps finding new reasons for us to love him.

Michael Douglas's Version Of "Say Anything"

This picture has cracked me up all day:

I wish it was real and not from a movie. Via Jezebel.

I Can't Believe I Know This: The Contours Of Gwyneth's Behind

I just saw this new picture of nude Gwyneth Paltrow from British GQ on Defamer and thought "I can't believe I know this, but this looks exactly like a picture from the early '00s that Gwyneth later loudly complained about because she didn't like the way her butt looked."

Actually, I still think it could be the same picture or at least a recreation. Nope, it's real. She must just stand that weird way every time or something. But still, I can't believe I know mistakenly thought I knew that!

Update: This picture is much more embarrassing:

The "New" Little Edie

On Videogum: my new obsession with Pat from Sherman's March.

Hipster Cops!

Steph and I were walking in Williamsburg this weekend and someone played extremely loud (unidentifiable) music out of a car window for a second and these two young cops on the sidewalk in front of us turned to see where it was coming from and one of them said to the other deadpan and dismissive:
"We should arrest them for having really bad taste in music."

Hipster Cops! Hipster cops have happened. Hipster music snob cops in Williamsburg are a real thing now. Unfortunately, unlike in our imaginations they weren't wearing vintage CHIPS uniforms they got from Beacon's Closet embroidered with names that weren't their own, but how far can we be? Hipster cops.

Help Gabe Sabotage The MTV Movie Awards

Let's try to sabotage the MTV Movie Awards by flooding them with votes for the most ridiculous nominated movies. It's REALLY EASY to vote and the links are provided. Let's do it:
Please Help Me Burn The MTV Movie Awards To The Ground

Have You Seen The Sex And The City Movie?

And do you want to spoil it anonymously to me, pretty please? Email!

Ritalin Readings Is Tonight!

Awesome Lineup:
Doree Shafrir
Edith Zimmerman
Carolita Johnson
Matt McCarthy
Jon Friedman

Hosted by me and Videogum's Gabe Delahaye.

Ritalin Readings
Monday, May 5th, 8PM
$5
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard (at stanton)

I Win The Internet!

First! By the way, I have one, and it doesn't. Two of the first three posts were about Ambien, if that's any indication.

Friday Fight

On Videogum today: Gabe and I argue about "Iron Man vs Sex and the City" and it gets so evil at the end.